I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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