Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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