did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
