I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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