Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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