i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
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