just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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