Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize