But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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