dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
