HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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