You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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