Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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