I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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