My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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