Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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