But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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