Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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