Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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