at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
