He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
wow bdsm is so cute
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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