In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
dude i'm inner monologue high
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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