Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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