there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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