i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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