is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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