Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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