it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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