I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
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