So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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