halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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