Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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