exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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