i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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