even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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