ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
try to milk me bitch
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