He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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