walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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