his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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