But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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