No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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