quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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