That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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