Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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