ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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