gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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