I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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