I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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