My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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