You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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