That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
You left your underwear on the fireplace
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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