In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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