Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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