just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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