just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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